Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

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Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)

He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.

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