An individual who identifies as an emo-anarchist, and who spends the majority of his/ her days deeply involved in online fantasy games. A Swagsson will very rarely leave the house, and can be easily provoked. Swagsson's also often convert to vegetarianism, and openly refer to each other as members of the Swagnation, and other cringeworthy political movements.
"Man, do you think Andreas is going to come to the sommerhaus this year?"
"Nah, don't think so bro, he's being a bit of a swagsson."
A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.
"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"