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Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend
If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.
Bladeless turbine used for creating power via wind.
I ain't had to pay an electric bill since I put that skybrator in my yard.
when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself
Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?
two dudes rubbing their dicks together
I just walked in on my cousin and his best friend rubbin rogers!
2π 1π
when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side
Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.
When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.
After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.
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A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand
Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.