Emma

Emma is certainly a person of rarity. She embodies all things weird and wonderful. Mostly weird though. Her ability to talk about herself is unmatched: good luck getting a word in with her! Unlucky in love, Emma finds herself alone and unable to meet her person. Instead, she becomes obsessed with boys who do not like her back. It's a shame, because she really can offer a lot. For example: vanity, a headache, and never a moment of silence. Her friends tolerate her at best as the runt of the group, but for some reason they keep her around (entertainment). P.S. she also has dogs of feet

They were such an Emma! Talk about self-obsessed...