guacamole cannoli

a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.

-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."

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