beer

An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

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Do a Jamie!

be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.

Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)

I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!

chunderful

Adj: Similar to chunder, but a word to describe the trigger. Often said in a sarcastic tone.

Usually meaning feeling ready to be sick, or an object that would make you want to be sick if you saw it.

Andy: Did you see that documentary where the mother bird regurgitated that food, I felt so sick!

Kev: Yeah, was totally chunderful.

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Dave: After heading out on a pub crawl last night, I woke up this morning feeling absolutely chunderful!

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