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(1) Noun - A delicious sex act of purring and twitching like a spastic cat, whilst eating an asshole. Role play-on-words as a disruptive cat, digging in a garbage can for pearls.
(2) Verb, purrlayin' - giving someone a purrla in the hopes you will get many more sexual favors in return. Similar to a parlay.
(1) Dude, I gave Rich the purrla of his LIFE last night. That fat ass was twitching and spasming more than I was!
(2) Yeah, I was purrlayin' it hard. That was me, not a wailing, dying cat. But the dickhead just left, didn't even give me a reach around in return! Really busted that one.
Verb. To brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. Generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. Play on words "whisk-her-muffins."
Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.
Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.
1. Yo, I had a full beard going and whiskermuffin'd Theresa last night. It was great, but she got a bit chafed.
2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.
3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.