Glut slut

When someone only goes for people who are above average weight. They are sluts for gluttonous people.

Erin: you should totally go for mark
Jordan: yeah he’s cute, but too skinny, I’m a total glut slut

Monnett

term for a renaissance harlot w/ a kind heart

Romeo: I wanted a rough Monnett, but got a Juliet :(
Marcutio: Nay, gentle Romeo, if love be rough with you, be rough with love.

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

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Catfish Consent

When one internet user gives another user the permission to "Catfish" them, or pretend to be someone they're not, over Facebook/other social media to facilitate an online romance.

Mo: I'm totally letting Lucy Catfish me because I'm pretty sure her fake Facebook is about to invite me to the Jimmy Buffett concert.

Karen: Does she know that you know? Is her Alias kinky?

Mo: Oh 100%, but don't worry I gave her Catfish Consent.