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something someone named philip calls you when heâs in a bad mood.
him: are you fucking kidding me you fucking mental bitch?!
you: what?
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there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you
the most scary ones are when theyâre both. that shit be scary.
her: get over philip heâs such a dick..
me: but heâs so adorable when he wants to be
her: ya. when HE wants to be.
me: heâs a dick. but i couldnât care less
her: youâre such a relatable dumb bitch.
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things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised heâd teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but heâs a dick so he wonât keep any of his promises
me: heâs so cute though