Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!

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