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When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.
There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.
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A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.
I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.
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A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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