Cocksock

A derogatory reference to a person's mouth, commonly used as an insult accusing the individual of being fond of performing fellatio.

Emo: My life is such sorrow.

Emohater: Shut your friggin' cocksock and man-up.

28👍 28👎

Nag Fuel

An observational comment unwittingly providing a woman ammunition to harass her man.

Man to clerk: ...and a pack of Camels, please.
Clerk to man: Here ya go...You know those are gonna kill ya, right?
Man's wife: Ya, see? Even he knows! I keep telling you to quit! BLAH BLAH Blah blah blah.
Man to clerk: Thanks for the nag fuel, asshole.

33👍 4👎

Eyebleach

A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.

My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.

112👍 19👎

Tampomb

A reference to the explosively negative mood swings a woman experiences during her menstrual period.

I'm not going to make poker night tonight, guys. Lindsey's tampomb just went off.

27👍 3👎

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

45👍 6👎

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

25👍 13👎

Envirocentrist

Someone who thinks their actions are good for 'the' environment, failing to distinguish between the human environment and the environment of other creatures.

"Cleaning up landfills is good for the environment".

"How very envirocentrist of you. I hope the rats in those landfills track you down and eat your children for destroying their environment".

35👍 6👎