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A graffiti artwork that bleeds anger toward a person's eyes. An angraffiti usually express as a form of protest.
Hippies' angraffiti is futile against a conservative nation like the U.S.
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First of all, an average emo person weigh approximately 155lbs. that's pretty skinny and light. In order to activate emo-power bomb, first, one must be able to hang clean 185lbs, vertically bench press(135lbs.) the person 2 feet from your shoulders, and slam his/her back on the floor as hard as possible. Although emo-power bomb can be powerful, it can also be negate by a fat wiggling emo kid. Yes, emo-power bomb is considered a hate crime. This action is also considered unconstitutional.
Dumb Jock: Dude, it's an emo kid. What are you doing sitting on our lunch table.
Emo kid: I'm writing sad poetry.
Dumb Jock: Go Go Gadget emo-power bomb!(Emo kid quickly elevated above the dumb jock's shoulders)
Emo kid: Nooooooooo! (SLLLAAMMM right through the lunch table)
Dumb Jock: You just got pwn.
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Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.
If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.
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Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.
Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.
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An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.
Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.
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Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.
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Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.
Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.
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