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Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.
David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!
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An act of bleeding out all your hate, anger, fear, loneliness, jealously, confusion and other negative forms of energy. Bleeding Nightmare is accomplished during your sleep. After falling asleep, 100% of these negative forms of energy disperse and float in the darkness of your room. Your body will have a chance to partially recover from the tragedy of life. These floating evil energy will watch your body recover in the night. 2/5 of the negativity will be release from your body and never return. The moment you open your eyes, roughly 3/5 (floating in your room) of the remaining negative energy return back to your spiritual component. Hence, these evil energy will strike your heart to remind you that reality wants your absolute attention thus giving you no time to love. The universe is an irrational place because we human constantly polluting the universe with roughly 2/5 of our dark energy (daily). Dreaming is reality while "true" reality is a nightmare. The only way of bleeding out all your nightmare is to die in your sleep and never have to face reality ever again.
**At OSU-OKC**
David: I failed my Chemistry, Macroeconomic, Philosophy, and Spanish class. I'm going to sleep.
GDL: Why?
David: I'm going to cause a bleeding nightmare.
GDL: David, you are a successful failure. You work at five down stairs today by the way.
David: I'll bleed as much as possible.
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To think that everything is bulletproof without a single doubt. Lockdown Browser was thought to prevent students from cheating while taking an online test. Powerfully, virtually every individuals who live in the U.S. owns a digital camera. Next, we all can film all the test questions. Although Lockdown browser can be used for Mastering Chemistry, Math Compass, and other shit, IT proudly became gay and manipulate and directed the algorithm to only D2L. To simplify, the term Lockdown Browser can be use for someone who thinks he/she has hope, but his/her hopes always shatter in tragedy.
Emo: I think I'm going to pass Calculus and Spanish with an A. I'm so happy that I'm going to cut my sad long hair.
Balla: Quit being a Lockdown Browser, you failed all your test and expect to pull off an A in those courses? Why don't you get your mom dildo out of your dickhole ya faggot.
Emo (singing): "Cut my wrist and black my eyes."
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Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.
**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
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An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.
**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!
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A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.
D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.
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This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.
There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.
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