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When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.
Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.
The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.
Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.
The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.