morose hole

when pressed for time and adequate cleansing of the rectal cavity is not warranted, this creates a mixture of sweat and fecal matter furthermore creating an itching and burning sensation in the asscrack that can last for multiple hours. when scratched this results in a variant of the stinky finger. this also can be a result of anal seepage.

(scratching rectal area) "dude, smell my finger, i've got the morose hole!"

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mouth poop

excreting the contents of a long night out from one's mouth (vomit)

dude, we got fuckin hammered last night, i think i'm gonna mouth poop!

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sunken deiselboat

the act of trying to pass bullshit as fact with glorious dramatization.

person 1: What's that thing in the river?
person 2: oh, that's a sunken deiselboat.
person 1: what the fuck luke?!? you just made yourself look like a fuckin idiot, bullshit!!!

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