kill the sound man

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man