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A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
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A prostitute who is hired hastily during a cocaine session with your buddies, who after services rendered, lingers for far too long, due to the unlikely prospect of receiving more cocaine.
Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.
Who wants to show that leftover coke whore the door?
Suburb of the Boonies. Not exactly out in the middle of nowhere... but pretty darn close. People aren't completely hill jacks... but pretty darn close. Still a DQ within reasonable distance.
I was driving to my house this weekend, and a teenager was popping wheelies on his ATV in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic. My wife said: "Well..at least he has a helmet and shirt on."
I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"