Crossett

Redneck town in Ashley County AR. there's nothin to do in this po'dump town exept drink and go mud ridin'. The only thing keeping this town alive is a G.P. Papermill(2nd largest in the country).

Have you ever been to crossett. What the fuck are you talkin about I've never heard about that place.

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mushroom farm

a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion

This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.

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Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

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lenny switch

technical name for a hidden disable switch placed on equipment in order to keep other people from activating the equipment

Robby put a lenny switch on the golf cart because he was tired of everyone taking off on it.

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Cock Wear

Item worn on the male genitalia. It can be a condom, a tube sock, boxers, briefs, or a banana hammock.

Did you see that banana hammock that was horrible cock wear.

Dodie

To strike a male in the scrotom.
The word is also used as a sarcastic warning when delivering the painful blow.

Jason yelled dodie as he hit jeffery in the nut's.

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Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.

Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.

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