pangina

Term used to describe an unattractive, overweight, peevish female who wears her convertible cargo pants in the camel toe fashion on a daily basis. Combination of the words Pangaea and vagina usually in reference, though not exclusively, to a woman who wears her GPS on a belt clip even when she's just going to the supermarket.

While strolling along the edge of the Grand Canyon, she became alarmed as a team of mules, being confused by the sheer size of the crevasse between her legs, proceeded to descend into the depths of her pangina.

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