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complislam

A remark that is meant as a compliment about one person that is taken as a slam by another. I can't believe she's yor grandmother {the woman looks many years younger than she is}. Grand daughter just how old do you think I am?{the grand daughter thinks you said she looks much older than she is} A reason to keep your mouth shut.

With that complislam I put my foot in my mouth so deep it came out my ass.

by benthrer March 21, 2008

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


we found a problem

The problem that the software can't recognise that the word or words used in the example sentence are exactly the same as the word or words in the word box.

The we found a problem in this example sentence is exactly the same as the we found a problem in the word box.

by benthrer March 18, 2008

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


dead pig

A valuable item that suddenly became totally worthless. Enron stock is the ultimate dead pig.

I heard this snap and knew my cpu was a dead pig. My company went bankrupt my pension is a dead pig. My cow has mad cow diseases it's a dead pig.

by benthrer March 21, 2008

55πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Red Green

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

by benthrer March 21, 2008

113πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


holidud

A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.

I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

52πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


book of tard

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.

When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.

by benthrer March 23, 2008

40πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


St Patrick

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.

by benthrer March 8, 2010

60πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž