toe jam

The shit that gets stuck between your toes after toe-fucking a girl in the ass

Dude, I toe fucked this bitch in the ass and after, I looked at my foot and there was toe jam between my toes.

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Brown Cork

The sound your dick makes when you remove it from an ass.

The "popping" sound I heard, like a cork being pulled out of a bottle, when I pulled my brown cork out of her ass.

Burnt Onion Ring

The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.

I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!

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