Niggaitis

A cultural term used by African Americans to describe the sleepy feeling that comes from eating too much food.

I've got the niggaitis and need to take a nap now.

Mama Duke's cooking always give niggaitis.

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Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter

I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

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Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

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Community Service

When a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. See also Eagle Scout Project.

"See that girl over there?"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"

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stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!

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Eagle Scout Project

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.

"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."

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