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a wilted Johnson; a out of tune skin flute; a overused love muscle; a floppy baby arm
girl: lets do it
boy: can't, i just unleashed in my pants when you got naked and all im left with is a dead one
7👍 10👎
Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...
man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
14👍 3👎
boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
3👍 2👎