Joscelyn

Pronounced "joss-el-in"
Masturbation, arousing oneself

Last night my mum walked in on me while is was joscelyn.
To have a jossle.

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Nethercott

Gods amongst mortals. The ideal. What most ordinary people aspire to be. Honest, fair, funny, humble.

"if everyone acted like a Nethercott the world would be a better place"

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knicker giblets

Lady parts, flaps, the protruding parts of a woman's sexual organs. More common in women of a more senior age, usually mothers.

"Mate she was beautiful, shame about the knicker giblets"

"Show me your knicker giblets"

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