Cattle

Two or more overweight individuals slowly walking side by side down a hallway. You cannot walk around them and they refuse to move to the side by pretending to be unaware of your existence.

Don't go to the cafeteria at noon. That's when the cattle will be migrating for food and your trip will take twice as long.

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Innerds

the internal parts of a nerd or geeks body

I was gaming for so long that it felt like Shang Tsung sucked out my innerds.

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Web 2.D'oh!

Used to describe 1) a failed Web 2.0 company or 2) a poor implementation of a successful Web 2.0 service

1) That Web 2.D'oh! company provided a calendar that you can share. Like we really needed another one of those. Sorry but a glossy logo can't turn a bad idea into a goldmine.

2) Did you see that company added a twitter feed to their site? Talk about a Web 2.D'oh! implementation. The only people following it are the other employees and that's probably because they are forced to.

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