wannabee homewrecker

An ugly old whore with a lesbian haircut and pot belly that tries to steal your man that is head over heals in love with you.

She even tells you lies that she ended their past relationship because she "was talking to someone else, but please keep that to yourself." Ha! Not just a slut, but a dumb one too!

"Look, theres Alyssa calling again late at night trying to get the d! lol!"

"Sluts gonna be sluts! Can't she call up the dudes she was fucking behind your back when yall were together? lol!"

"Why does Alyssa call you pet names?"
"Because babe, she is a wannabee homewrecker, too ugly for the role though."

"Alyssa wants me to hide from you that she was fucking guys behind your back when yall were together."
"LMAO, she said she ended the 'relationship'? Yeah shes trying to fuck with you. That wannabee homewrecker!"

inconsiderate

inconsiderate: SAMs, disrespectful shady rude impolite trashy thoughtless narcissistic sociopath sadistic

inconsiderate: sams, disrespectful shady rude impolite trashy thoughtless narcissistic sociopath sadistic

His girlfriend was crying hysterical begging sams to stop talking to his "past" fuck buddies, but sams didn't want to be mean to his side-chicks or lose any followers on snapchat.

"She keeps trying to get you to cheat on me! Please just block her! This makes me really uncomfortable! Next she will be sending you nudes!"
"No hunny I don't block people, thats not who I am, that is mean. And I don't want to lose any followers. Now put that knife down and stop threatening to kill yourself, you're being a big baby. Just because I used to fuck these chicks, doesn't mean we can't still all be friends. Girls just do that sometimes to mess with a relationship. Don't worry."

*sends snap asking if same girl wants to go swimming together alone*

"You're going swimming with her?!"
"It's just the pool babe, and we never get in at the same time, I swear. We're jussssssssst friends. I kinda hate her too. She like cheated on me or something. Whatever that is! Ha! Whats cheating anyway? Don't worry babe."
"Oh hey Alyssa!"

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"A guy just texted you asking to hookup? WTF BLOCK HIM NOW AND TELL HIM WE ARE MARRIED! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!"

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