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Someone who goes out of their way to make everyone around him/her as miserable as possible.
"Do you always have to shit on my good news? You're such a bitch-troll."
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Someone so cute you want to put them in your lunchbox between your thermos and your p&j sandwich.
"That guy Jimmy is so adorable I could just eat him up...total lunchbox cutie."
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The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.
"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"
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A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.
"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"
"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"
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cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
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