Lydia.

A lydia is an annoying fucker who all round looks a mess. however when she tries she can look beautiful. but if she doesn’t she looks like she’s been living on the streets of mumbai for 8 years 5 weeks and 3 days. she normally doesn’t brush her hair or teeth. her toenails are very long. A lydia also likes to dress unlike her age. she looks like a 7 year old by the choice of clothes she chooses. however she picks extremely fit good friends, which is one positive about her. she likes to coffee with her girlfriend every morning however she doesn’t live with them because she’s too much of a virgin.

“OI LYDIA.! where’s your house?”
“i don’t have one, my mum kicked me out after i liked the same gender”
“oh i can tell”