Stewart

A Stewart is known for his trademark fluffy blond hair and blue eyes... Usually armed with a cheeky grin and an arse sculpted by the Gods, he can charm any woman he wants. Often a rugby player, he has a childish but brilliant sense of humour. He is normally amazing in bed due to being very well hung, not to mention experienced... He's partial to a swig of gin every now and again, but will drink anything if it's cheap. Prone to an annual bad haircut, takes months to grow back. Once you've had a Stewart in your life, it's hard to go without.

1. "Oh my god, did you see that teacher? He's a Stewart for sure..."

2. Urgh, look at his hair - he's had a Stewart.

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