iPod

A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.

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Australia

Australia is a country situated in between the Indian and Pacific Ocean in the Southern Hemisphere. Australia is the 6th largest country by land in the world, with a range of different climates from Dry deserts to Rainforests to Grasslands to Mountains. Australia was previously inhabited by Aboriginies and Torres Strait Islanders before it was overtaken by the British and made a colony. Most of Australia's Population live in Large Cities on it's coast, but is proud of it's small country towns and their culture. Officially voted the 3rd best Country in the world overall by the United Nations (after Sweden and Norway) Australia is just a great place.

"I live in Australia

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Gay Laddo

Originaly from laddo (craig hembury), he was re-named gay laddo after a google search was done on 'gay laddo' and he poped up second from the top, just under gay mexican laddo

gay laddo, you going to go to mexico and become a gay mexican laddo

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Rancide

A form of rancid flatulence that makes you want to rip out your anus.

I have got reet bad rancides, I am going to rip out my anus.

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homocaveus

A homersexual who refuses to achnoledge the advantages of technology

Has no mobile phone, no home computer, can't drive and obsesses about his young, in short layton.

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Ziggy Ziggy Zah

fly used mostly by jamaican ppl

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Reptile

Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard

Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!

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