wiki-up

To overshoot an intersection or driveway and have to turn around in a parking lot to get back on track.

Crap, I missed the turn. I'll do a wiki-up to the left here.

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pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.

Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?

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spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

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bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

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wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

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blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

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lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

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