[This] [sucks] [on ice]

When a situation isn't disgustingly disagreeable, unintelligible or disenchanting enough; this phrase is used to properly convey the current lameness of that occasion accordingly.

Spoiled kid (at Knott's Berry Farm, screaming): I told you. I wanna go to Disneyland, bitch!
Mom: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!
Teen: This sucks on ice... Disney on ice.

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