Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

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BARF

Beer and Alcohol Related Flu

Brittney - "Ugh, I drank so much that I BARF'ed all night long"

Chad - "Sounds like a case of the Beer and Alcohol related flu."

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Spell Yell

The use of 'CAPS LOCK' to emphasize a written point or thought as though you are yelling it. Often followed with many exclamation points.

Chad - "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! CALL ME ASAP!!!"

Brittning - "Whoa, calm down Kanye. No need to spell yell, it's not a big deal."

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