Virgin

Also know as "untouched".

Virgins are people who doesn't have sex yet.

Some virgins don't like or try to avoid "sexual" things that could happen (like me).

For example:

A virgin is in a party and he sits on a chair. Then a girl tripped and sits on his lap. The virgin starts to freak out because a girl putted her ass on his legs (if you know what I mean).

Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.

1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)