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December 9th

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)

You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.

by big.tibbie.goth.bitch.raven October 15, 2019

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