Rusty slipper

Where a pet (or person) takes a dump in one of your slippers.

Acht, my dogs gave me a rusty slipper this morning!

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Lagerlie

The art of creating a whole new alias and story to go with it when your out on the lash. Having every detail perfected and being able to convince people it's true.

I told this bird a belter of a lagerlie the other nite! My name was Brad and I was a pro surfer dude!

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