Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

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Presitwit

A tweet (or twit) immediately sent after any sort of negative speech, tweet, news commentary or event sent by the President in the social media forum "Twitter."

President Trump immediately responded to a small mention of his name with a "Presitwit" bullying all by calling them irrelevant or "stupid." Kind of like "The Apprentice" is now.