Fortnite

The bane of the universe, basically able to deform children's brains and bring them out of their heads.

I'm not a Boomer, it's just Minecraft is about 69,000,000,000 times better

"Hey chad, fortnite is almost too crap to exist"

"I know Example Character, that is the only thing that is true on this flat earth."

"sorry?"

Oblivion NPC

Braindead and acts like a robot in actual human interaction

both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.

Paul: hello friend, would you enjoy a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the cafe for lunch, it would very much please me.
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC

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