Mauro

Mauro is a term to refer to a slutty male.

Frank: You're such a Mauro
Ben: No I'm not

Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind

Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'