Aslam

An absolute mega chad bloke, pulls all the females effortlessly and always shouts the boys drinks. Typically has a penis over the size of 8 inches therefore always has a fat bulge in his trousers. Over 6ft foot in most cases. Listens to Lil Yachty and Lil Yachty only. Drives a ferrari.

Wow that bloke has a massive penis, is 6ft tall, listens to Lil Yachty and drives a ferrari! His name is obviously Aslam.