NATO

NATO is a stupid ass declining military alliance that in the modern day leaves countries to fend for themselves whilst in the 1950s to the early 90s if a communist or Russian threat in NATO or not they will save your ass, not anymore. and they will save some stupid middle eastern country Kuwait, but not a nation that sells tons of electricity to Europe.

" hey, did you know NATO helps cou-" person 1
"shut the fuck up bitch this group leaves nations to be swallowed by foreign military's" person 2
"jeez chill out" person 1
"eat my dick bitch" person 2
*person 2 grabs gun and kills person 1

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Big Gay

when someone is really gay or does something really gay. ex fucks a man without no homo

"hey man-" person 1
"fuck you bitch you did a big gay" person 2
"what" person 1

"you had a gay orgy and didn't say no homo

TSA

a group of people who legally feel you up and rape you.

"ah shit the TSA wants me" guy 1
"dude its a girl she'll grab your dick and make you cum" guy 2
"but my wife's got guy and we're in the same room" guy 1
"well a foursome ain't bad. i-its like a real life porno" guy 2
"im getting laid" guy 1