Quinebaug Middle College

The downfall of this once promising school is truly saddening. Founded in 2008 of the promise of offering interested students the opportunity to earn an associates degree while still being in high school, has turned into the “reject” school of Windham County. Basically the only people who go here are either autistic kids, pot heads, or social justice warriors. Basically anyone who has gotten expelled from every other school in the Killingly area. On top of that the school is literally crumbling to pieces as numerous amazing teachers have left due to not being paid jack shit by the decrepit organization known as “EASTCONN”. Poor decision making and corrupt business people have turned a once great school into a real shit hole. And it makes me sad to say that I spent all 4 years of my high school there.

Oh you go to “Quinebaug Middle College”,
must be really fucking stupid.

Plainfield, CT

A town that constantly complains about the most minor things on local facebook groups rather than getting out of their moms basement and doing something about it. Also one of the few towns in CT that isn’t overrun by boneheaded liberals, we make up for it with even more mentally handicapped rednecks! They really hate that damn train though!

Plainfield, CT: The biggest redneck shithole in CT.

QVCC

QVCC is a shitty community college located in Danielson, CT. Avoid at all costs if you don’t share alt-left wing views. It literally smells like piss most of the time from all of the degenerates that don’t shower or go outside other than to get up in the morning and go there.

Person 1: Why don’t you want to go to QVCC? I heard they have a good curriculum.
Person 2: Sorry, I’m a Republican.

Griswold, CT

A town that you’ve probably never heard of with the biggest pussies in CT. If you’re from CT and someone tells you they’re from Griswold, Run far far away. There’s a reason no one’s heard of Griswold.

Person 1: You ever been to Griswold, CT?
Person 2: Where?

CT Girl

It’s almost impossible to accurately define what a CT Girl is because they themselves don’t know what they are.

CT Girls will start out as one of 3 things:
1. Alt-Goth Girl
2. A “Hood” Girl

3. Country Girl

Gradually over time, usually depending on who they’re fucking with. They could switch to either of the 3 things at any given time. Sometimes without warning.

I watched a girl I went to High-school with go through all 3 stages within a matter of 5 years. Started out as a “hood girl,” then dropped out of highschool and got a bunch of tattoos as the “Alt-Goth” Girl look, then around 6 months ago, started dating a country boy and now she owns a Dodge Dakota.

If you want a good quality girl, one that’s loyal and not bipolar, please for the love of god, date out of CT. Trust me you will be much happier.

Person 1: Why won’t you date a CT Girl?
Person 2: I’m already dating a Texas Girl.