Dooley

The local prostitute of a small town that only gets her satisfaction from killing little children then consuming their insides. You can spot a Dooley out from a crowd of whores by her distinctive eye patch and matching wand. The only way to kill a Dooley is to have Charlie Sheen cut off her head and sacrifice it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for some more tiger blood.

"That Dooley is one crazy hoe, I think I might need some Sheen"

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