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When a singular person is fingered at an incredible speed, similar to a Lamborghini
Girl 1: âdid you have a good time at Monticelloâs house last nightâ
Girl 2: âI had amazing time! He gave the best fingerghini of all timeâ
When she sucks a small penis with a piece of rigatoni around it, and overtime the uncooked noodle gets moist and cooks due to the shlop/warmth of the suck.
guy 1: âhow was your date last night with Sheba?â
guy 2: âtype shit. she gave my pecker the good ole Belliniâ
guy 1: âa bellini is nuts! I would prefer myself a jalopy :)â
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The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.
That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy
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the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger
Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef