Beardist

Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.

Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.

Horngry

The feeling of being horny and hungry at the same time.

Jacqueline was so horngry that she insisted on eating a ham sandwich while having sex.