Ben

A very pretty lad with huge eyelashes

Oh, there goes ben walking by. Does he realize every step he takes his eyelashes flutter?

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

Poppy

An absolute girlboss

So cool and amazing and wonderful and can prolly play all instruments all at the same time
I think she knows how to hide a body well tbh

smash ngl

OMG hey sexy 😍 i love how your parents named you poppy