Porridgeotamus

A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.

Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there

Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking