Cristof

an absolute mad man with a penis that can stretch around the universe

me: have you seen cristof’s penis?
someone: no why?
me: it’s massive

Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh