bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

Call of duty

$60 dollar girlfriend repellant full of small, racist children and people who claim to have skill, even though it's really luck if you land any of those trick shots.

OH BABY A TRIPLE! OH YEAAAHHHHHHH! (call of duty) *rip headset users*

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